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正話反說搞笑詞語精選

2017-06-01

  任人唯賢——任人危險; 一往無前——一網無錢。下面是小編為你帶來的正話反說搞笑詞語精選,歡迎閱讀。

Anyone -Ren Ren dangerous; there is no way to go -one net has no money.The following is the positive choice of funny words brought by you, welcome to read.

  正話反說搞笑詞語

  精辟--屁精

Excited-fart

  人間--賤人

Earth-bitch

  陪我--我呸

Accompany me-I babo

  模特--特磨

Model-Special mill

  繁星--心煩

Star-upset

  父親--情婦

Father-mistress

  孤僻--屁股

Lonely-buttocks

  搞笑成語:

  德才兼備——德財兼備; 獨具慧眼——獨具賄眼;

Ethical and talent -moral and wealthy; unique and wise eyes -unique bribes;

  前途無量——前途無亮; 縣委書記——縣喂書記;

The future is immeasurable -the future is not bright; the county party secretary -county feed secretary;

  天長地久——天嘗地酒; 無微不至——無胃不至;

Everlasting in the sky -tasted wine in the sky;

  義形于色——一形于色; 興高采烈——性高才烈;

The shape of the righteousness -one shape;

  三中全會——三盅全會; 郎才女貌——郎財女貌;

The Third Plenary Session -Three Cup Plenary Session; Lang Cai Girls -Lang Cai Girls;

  死而后己——私而厚已; 同病相憐——同病相連;

After death, self -private and thick; the same disease -the same disease connects;

  兩袖清風——兩袖勤俸; 前途無量——錢途無量;

Two sleeves breeze -two -sleeved diligence; the future is immeasurable -the money is infinite;

  啞口無言——牙口無炎; 一鳴驚人——衣名驚人;

Dumb speechless -there is no inflammation of the teeth;

  彈冠相慶——貪官相慶; 繁榮昌盛——繁榮娼盛;

The crown is celebrated -the corrupt officials celebrate; prosperity and prosperity -prosperity;

  任人唯賢——任人危險; 一往無前——一網無錢,

Anyone is sage -Ren Ren dangerous; there is no way to go -one net has no money,

  正話反說搞笑句子

  世界撒謊大賽開賽,各色人種的參賽選手開天辟地的狂吹亂侃,我走上臺,只說了三個字就得了冠軍,并且永久保留冠軍頭銜,我說:我不丑……

In the world lying competition, the contestants of various races opened up the world. I went to the stage and won the championship only when I said only three words, and the title of the championship was permanently retained. I said: I am not ugly ...

  我在夜里哭泣,對著月亮,輕聲的問:我,好看嗎?月亮上輕輕落下一個白色物體,我撿起來一看,是一只被九陰白骨爪捏死的小白兔……

I cried at night, facing the moon, and asked softly: Is me good -looking? Gently falling a white object on the moon, I picked it up, it was a little white rabbit who was pinched by Jiuyin white bone claws ...

  兄弟啊,朱光潛老先生要是看見你的話,他肯定會放棄美學研究的!

Brother, if Mr. Zhu Guangqian sees you, he will definitely give up aesthetic research!

  你,遠看是靚女,近看是侏羅紀的恐龍!(一個千度大近視的小子的遺言)

You, look at a pretty girl from a distance, the dinosaurs of Jurassic! (The last words of a kid with a thousand -dimensional myopia)

  長成這樣也不容易,吸收很多宇宙射線吧?看得出來!

It is not easy to grow like this, absorb a lot of cosmic rays? Can you see!

  什么都沒做錯!只能怪達爾文的進化論惹的禍!

Do nothing wrong! You can only blame the scourge of Darwin's theory of evolution!

  長得再丑都可以,就是不能像你這樣!

No matter how ugly it is, it is not like you!

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2.小學ABB式的詞語

3.描寫樹春天的詞語

4.跟春天的詞語十個

5.形容家里溫暖的詞語

6.校園春天的詞語

7.形容水聲音的詞語

8.夸張詞語造句

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